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RT @shameemah damned if i do, damned if i dont. next time im keeping quiet.

Some great words to live by, especially with the holidays coming up. Don't get me wrong, I love my family. But there's always that one weird relative you never really see, but regardless, you want to punch them in the face every time.

my bro drank for the first time. and by drank i mean got wasted.



"i got a fat dick. HA, just playing. My dick is small. Mark has a big dick, kuya earl has a big dick, kuya erick has a big dick, and ate chynna has a big dick - because she's LEEESSBIAN."

"is that the dogs bed? I kinda want to sleep on it"

"Ate Chynna is a lesbian because she likes girls. Kuya Earl is gay because he fucked my ear"

"Kuya Earl is gaay. Go fuck your boyfriend, HOOOORRHAAAAAY (jorge)"

"---- is hott. I wanna fuck her......PSYCH!"

"Ate Glad's an ass..she didn't get me guinness please"

"chuck you have to be quiet, emily is sleeping" "Who's Emily??"

"Ate, you're the best sister ever..."

That last one is how i know my brother and I are siblings.....I can officially say, taking care of someone who's shitfaced is not fun, but it is pretty hilarious. Despite the vulgar, dancing, and volume, I'm proud of him. He didnt throw up, was able to wipe his own ass and was really remorseful the next morning. I'd say that's a lesson learned.

Pacquiao vs. Cotto was one the best match ups i've seen in a while. In the national anthem battle, the big Puerto Rican lady kicked the 3 filipino chicks' ass. Of course they looked waaay cuter, but big puerto rican women always win. Ramielle Malubay did a great job singing the US nat'l anthem. I love that they picked a filipino girl because thats DirecTV saying pacquiao's gonna win..

My only complaints are:
1.) Pacquiao didn't come in to his own music
2.) Cotto didn't come in to Pitbull's music
3.) There wasnt enough spooning
4.) Cotto's ppl reused q-tips. They seriously went from the gash on his eye to inside his nose..
5.) Cotto's wife wasnt as crazy as i hoped..she was actually kinda nice looking minus the intense braces



Pacquiao doesn't bleed his own blood..and yes, that's his angry face.

i should be ecstatic with everything thats been going on..but frankly i feel like shit.

thank you gaga for making my day a little better

This month started off SOOO well.

1.) Got my new (old) Lexus

2.) Got accepted into the Nursing Program at LB State.

3.) Sucked face with a boy who my parents think is my guy cousins lover.


I cant wait for the possible family Vegas trip, Thanksgiving and getting thru this freakin semester!

note to self: MUST GO!!

this is totally gonna be awesome.

there are so many things i should hate about this song. Lil Jon's intro and Sean Paul's essence sums it up..but it's so sweet and catchy. and I ♥ Jay Sean.